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Voodoo. Voodoo? Yes, voodoo. That shit will mess you up. And it is 100% real. Promise me that you'll never go to Haiti. I promise, Dad. This was good. I enjoyed spending time with you. Me, too, Dad. Oh, and hey. Do you want to go to Haiti sometime? No. Good. Good. What did you tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He hasn't slept for four days, Ron! Everywhere we go, he asks me if we're going to Haiti! What does that even mean? I am so sick and tired that you've sheltered him from the evils of voodoo. You need to learn to connect with him in a healthy way! Let me ask you something, and I'm not trying to be funny here. Are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? He is seven years old, Ron. All right. Now listen to me. He has a science fair tomorrow, at 8:00, and he wants you to be there. I will be there. All right? Now, who do you have for sweeps week? I'm not discussing work with you, Ron, okay? Just be there at the science fair tomorrow. Fine!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Mmm. These are first-rate flapjacks. I'm telling you, suicide makes you hungry, I don't care what anyone says. My name is Freddie Shapp, and I'm a producer of a new kind of news. We're starting a 24-hour news channel. First of its kind! GNN. The Global News Network.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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We're about to make network news history. Veronica. Yes? You're going to be the first female full-time network news anchor. Oh, my goodness! Oh! I knew it. And you, Mr. Burgundy... I'm going to be the first lactose intolerant anchor. Mr. Burgundy. Yes? You're fired. Come again? Fired.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Hello, and welcome to the 3:10 Dolphin Show at SeaWorld. Sponsored by British Petroleum. B.P. Oil, nature's best friend. And now, here's your host, Ron Burgundy. Good afternoon, everyone. And welcome to world-famous SeaWorld, here in San Diago, California. Here's a fun fact, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues