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Actress Sheila Blackledge, the mom from the hit sitcom Four's a Family, Five's a Crowd, she just found out her husband cheated on her and she severed his penis while he slept! Oh, my goodness. The police arrived. She fled in her white Bronco, and now they're engaged in a high-speed car chase! We've got an exclusive on the live feed, but we've got to go, right now! Ron, this can be your comeback. Veronica, I... No, Ron. No.

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What about Linda? She hasn't called. Linda's pretty busy. Ron, I'm going to need your recipe. So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day? You're just out here pretty much away from everything. Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead. Every day? Yes! Every day! And then I begin what's called The Great Adventure. Making breakfast. I've eaten everything from nails to drink coasters. One time I bit hard into a marble ashtray, thinking it was a savory waffle. I wanted that waffle so bad! Completely shattered my teeth. Couldn't you tell the ashtray wasn't hot like a waffle? No! I couldn't! Because I'm blind! I'm not blind 23 hours a day or 22 hours a day, I'm blind the whole goddamn time! Do you have any idea what it's like to drink a half a bottle of ketchup thinking it was a bottle of 1946 Chateauneuf-Du-Pape?

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And after I received my Masters in Journalism from Columbia, I got a job with the London bureau for ABC News. Wow, London. You're so impressive, and I've... I've only been out of the United States twice. A handful of times in Mexico, and then the second time I left the country, we went to Salem, Oregon. Mr. Burgundy, are you nervous? God, yes. Did I scare you by coming on so strong?

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With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in hell.

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And you just do whatever you want. Well, I'm a bit of a maverick, I guess. You don't follow the format. You pretty much walk around like...

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Then let's leave and go have interracial sex!

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Well, I never thought that I would see the Ron Burgundy full of so much self-pity. Who is it? What is that noise? Take my hand.

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I became blind. I bottle-fed and raised a shark. And I smoked a fair amount of crack. But the most important thing I've learned is that there was an emptiness left after turning my back on three of the best friends anyone could ever ask for.

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You're a success! Get it? You're a great, big, fat success!

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Where's my map?

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What are you doing here? I had to come tell you something very important.

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Gary! Yes, Ron.

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Good. He's dead, done. Linda, get the skirt in, the blonde. Anyone! He's coming back! Oh, also, one other thing. Koala Airlines is a really shitty airline. You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!

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Jan-Michael Vincent?

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It was my hand. So... We're going to do this, aren't we? We most definitely are gonna do this. I feel a little awkward, because I'm... I'm about to have sex with a black lady! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. That's not the way I like to handle my business. When I get nervous, I sometimes lose control of the volume of my voice.

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We're on in 20, Ron. 20. All right.

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First off, Brick, I highly doubt you remember your own birth. And, once again, we weren't there.

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For a prime time slot and a raise in pay. Quit yanking our penises, Freddie! What's the deal? Yeah! Quit yanking our anuses. No. I'm not yanking your...

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in hell.

And you just do whatever you want. Well, I'm a bit of a maverick, I guess. You don't follow the format. You pretty much walk around like...

Then let's leave and go have interracial sex!

Well, I never thought that I would see the Ron Burgundy full of so much self-pity. Who is it? What is that noise? Take my hand.

I became blind. I bottle-fed and raised a shark. And I smoked a fair amount of crack. But the most important thing I've learned is that there was an emptiness left after turning my back on three of the best friends anyone could ever ask for.

You're a success! Get it? You're a great, big, fat success!

Where's my map?

What are you doing here? I had to come tell you something very important.

Gary! Yes, Ron.

Good. He's dead, done. Linda, get the skirt in, the blonde. Anyone! He's coming back! Oh, also, one other thing. Koala Airlines is a really shitty airline. You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!

Jan-Michael Vincent?

We're on in 20, Ron. 20. All right.

First off, Brick, I highly doubt you remember your own birth. And, once again, we weren't there.

For a prime time slot and a raise in pay. Quit yanking our penises, Freddie! What's the deal? Yeah! Quit yanking our anuses. No. I'm not yanking your...