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Jack Lime's been filling in for you since you've been gone. You know, he's really not such a bad guy after all. Ha-ha. He goes by Jack Lame now. Well, he shouldn't be doing that. He should be going by Jack Lame. Brick! Brick. That's checkers and caulk. Don't eat that.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Hello, and welcome to the 3:10 Dolphin Show at SeaWorld. Sponsored by British Petroleum. B.P. Oil, nature's best friend. And now, here's your host, Ron Burgundy. Good afternoon, everyone. And welcome to world-famous SeaWorld, here in San Diago, California. Here's a fun fact, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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You must be Linda Jackson. You must be Veronica. Yes, I am. It's a pleasure. This is a touching moment for me. Please, don't take this the wrong way, but if you touch Ron again, I will shoot you in the cooch with a B.B. gun. Oh! Well, you can talk big all you want, but guess what, this kitten's got claws, bitch. Don't mess with me, Linda, because this "White Thunder" rolls deep and it rolls nasty. I was feeling a little bit down, but this is definitely picking up my mood. Well, I guess I'll leave you two alone. And it's been an absolute pleasure, Ms. Corningstone. This has been great. Do you guys want to kiss real quick? Ron. Read the room. I'll take that as a no.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada! Give it a rest, eh? Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada! We're gonna mop the floor with you! We're gonna put the boots to you! Sorry. Sorry. We're gonna gouge your eyes out! And kick your head in! Sorry! I like your ginger ale!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Too much of the news is about what's wrong with America. Amen, brother! Well, tonight, our top story is what's right with America. Someone's finally talking sense on the TV. For starters, we kick butt. Nazi butt. Russian butt. What the hell is he doing? He's talking about America. Why, do you have a problem with that? Tonight I begin part one of my 11-part series on the power and mystery of the human vagina. This series will be a tasteful look at just what makes a vagina tick, as well as a look at the 50 greatest vaginas of the 20th century. Son of a bitch! One final question, and I'll let you go. Who tops the list of the top 50 greatest vaginas? Well, I don't want to give anything away. I thought I had you. I will give you number two. Please. Madame Curie. Of course. Of course.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues