When I'm done with you, my mom's going to pick me up and take me home. Wait!
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Oh!
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Yes, Ron?
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Oh! Guess what? I slept with a black woman. What? Nothing. Dad, do you like Spider-Man? Nope. Don't care for him. Never have. Don't like the mask, the costume, the get-up, the webs. He comes off like a real dickhead. Real poser. What's a poser? A poser is Gary. That's what a poser is. By the way, how is that shitheel? What's a shitheel?
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Thank you. Thank you, Ron. Sometimes I try to kiss 'em.
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There we go. Well, everyone at the station really misses you, Ron.
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Mr. Kench Allenby! Yeah, yeah!
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Thank you. Would you like to see the smile that I use when I pose for photographs? Yes, please.
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A little bit, sure. Look, it's not that you're not attractive... It's just I'm a little old-fashioned. Well, I am a modern woman. Mmm.
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I'm Brick. I was dead last week.
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What?
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Ron! No!
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Actress Sheila Blackledge, the mom from the hit sitcom Four's a Family, Five's a Crowd, she just found out her husband cheated on her and she severed his penis while he slept! Oh, my goodness. The police arrived. She fled in her white Bronco, and now they're engaged in a high-speed car chase! We've got an exclusive on the live feed, but we've got to go, right now! Ron, this can be your comeback. Veronica, I... No, Ron. No.
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I even decanted it! If you drank half a bottle of that, that's like... That's like nine or ten gulps. I mean, you couldn't tell that was ketchup? Did I stutter? I'm ba-lind! You're having a tough time, Ron, I know. You know what the biggest indignity is?
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I'll see you on the playground.
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Baxter!
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I have five brothers, and two of them are defensive backs in the NFL, so come on! You want me to do it? Yeah. This thing's not gonna feel good. Do it, Ron. Just do it. Are you scared? What's the problem? Is he a chicken? Are you a chicken?