Folks, I'm sorry. I hold myself to a high professional standard and you shouldn't hear that language, okay? I'm having a shitty day. Oh, fuck-stick! Now, I know this is tricky, given your relationship, so I'm going to give you the evening to think about it. I forbid it! You forbid it? What? Who are you? Julius Caesar? Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the N.B.A. Look, I am so sorry that this happened, Ron, but you and I, we're partners, sweetheart. And when something good happens to me, it also happens to you. That's ridiculous! It clearly just happened to you! You... Oh! Be quiet. Mom? I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Burgundy. He no go to sleep. Damn it, Lupita, what have you been doing up there? Eating nachos? Mommy? Daddy? Why are you yelling at each other? Did Mom touch Dad's hair again? Walter, honey, why don't you just go to bed, all right? Mommy and Daddy are just having a discussion. No! He needs to hear this. He's six years old. He's a man. Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale. It's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy! You're never going to be any of those, okay? Ron! You've got to set the bar a lot lower. Service industry. Fry cook. Prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things. He is a child, Ron! Nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this. Your father is a wise man. I will lock you in a closet! Veronica, here's the bottom line.
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And I saw no other option? I think you're telling the truth, but why are you saying it like you're lying? It was a call for help? But it didn't work because I'm too heavy and the ceiling lamp broke?
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That is without a doubt the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You mean news going 24 hours around the clock? A channel that's never off, in other words? Yeah. Yeah. Just 24 hours. It's, uh... No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. Mr. Burgundy, I assure you we are 100% for real. We've got state-of-the-art facilities in Manhattan. And Kench Allenby, multi-millionaire and owner of Koala Airlines. So glad he was acquitted of murder. I'm a big Kench Allenby guy. He's funding the whole network. He believes in it. I don't think you understand, Freddie. My hero, Mack Tannen, told me I was the worst journalist he'd ever seen.
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...or the job.
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Let's bring out our world-class trainers here, Jesse and Paula.
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One more for old times' sake.
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It was a living hell!
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My news team. Thank God!
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He's a were-hyena!
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Where's everyone going? Please. I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere. Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career.
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In the name of Margaret Thatcher... No! I sentence you to death! Please, no!
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You messed with somebody from San Diego.
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It's actually pronounced San Diago. Hell, Ron and I may not agree on everything, but we share the bond of being from the greatest city in the history of this Earth.
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Stay classy, Ron Burgundy. Somebody call an ambulance!