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Great. So I know that all of you are aware that the news community is laughing at what we're trying to do here at 24-hour news. But that is why they brought me in. She's the best! You see, gentlemen, I don't lose. Listen, I feel like I need to clear the air. Oh, please don't. I want to say, on behalf of the entire news team, we are huge supporters of all African and Americans. Veronica got so tan! I remember the first African and American I ever saw. It's African-American. Are you sure? Yeah. Absolutely 100% positive? It isn't like... Ron... Fish and chips? Hey, we're all the same on the inside, stinky and pink. When I was in high school, me and my buddies used to sneak in the girls' locker room. We'd peek at the girls in the shower, and I'd look at all of them, no matter what color they were. So... Jesus, this is the worst meeting I've ever been in. A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny. Actually, I think that's your shadow, Brick. I call him Leon. And if it's a cloudy day, what happens to Leon? He goes home. It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow. Shut your damn mouths! Sit down!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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It's for Walter. Okay. So when were you going to tell me about Gary? Ron. You walked out on me. What did you expect me to do? Ron. This is awkward, I know. I'm sitting here with your wife. We make love. I'm this close to shooting a flare gun at your dick. Oh, Ron! So what does this Gary do for a living, huh? Have you done a background check on him? Gary is actually one of the most successful psychologists in all of Manhattan, Ron. Really sweet. Are you reading my mind right now? Ron, do you even know what a psychologist is?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Okay. And stay away from the he-shes Ron! Down in the Bowery. Ron, I don't think that's appropriate. I'll tell you, those fellas, they got the looks, they got the curves, they got the chi-chi's, and then at some point during the evening, you reach down below the belt looking to get a little muffellita, and you get a handful of the Battle of the Bulge. You hear what I'm saying, Walter? Yes, I do. Ron, it was nice meeting you. I think it's time for you to go.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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There's something new on the New York social scene. It's fun, relatively benign and costs about as much as a soda pop at the local drugstore. Here's Brian Fantana on why everyone who is someone is lighting up to smoke crack. Now, Brian, I understand we have some crack and we're going to smoke it right here in the studio. What is that? Did you know they were gonna have that? No. Now, what you're gonna do is, you're gonna put your rock in the pipe. Is that where the phrase "Put it in your pipe and smoke it" comes from? I don't care. I love it when you do cooking segments.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Can I name him? Of course you can, son. What about Crackers? Give me a goddamned break. Seriously, you've got one of the most vicious predators in the ocean, you're gonna name him "Crackers"? In the future when you say I can name something, don't be a dick about it. Why don't we do this? Let's name him Doby. You talk all that smack and that's the best name you come up with? Well, we're not gonna get any better than that. I mean, you obviously can't name him anything that sounds good. How about we forget about this whole name thing and you go straight to hell? Well, I don't know what to do. We might as well poison the water and let him die. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just go with Doby. Fine, then it's settled. It's Doby. We'll call him Doby even though no one likes it. All right, I can live with that.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues