Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one. Yeah, just introduce yourself and tell me what you ate for breakfast.
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Okay, smarty. Here, check this out. This is a volcano, all right?
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Hey, no-skills. How's inventory? How's it going? No, it's not good. It's not good at all.
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Maybe it's the apocalypse.
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Twenty-three, 24, 25.
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Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
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There's a highly entertaining movie about a killer dog happening right over there. Is this a seismic map?
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- Yes. How did you know that? - Because it's a map of seismic activity. - Right. But... - You're a seismologist?
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Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something.
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These don't look tectonic or volcanic.
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Does that seem so hard to believe?
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What is this?
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Thank you.
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Figured you for a football coach.
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Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in summerville. Large p-wave, small s wave. Like an explosion. - Where is it coming from? - I don't know. I don't know. I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. Are you using three? Yeah. I know how many sides there are in a triangle. I just thought you were being obtuse. Was that a geometry joke? - Yes, that's why I winked. - Ah. Ah. That's terrible. No, I loved it. I mean, somehow, a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, no fracking, no loud music even, is shaking on a daily basis.