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Voodoo. Voodoo? Yes, voodoo. That shit will mess you up. And it is 100% real. Promise me that you'll never go to Haiti. I promise, Dad. This was good. I enjoyed spending time with you. Me, too, Dad. Oh, and hey. Do you want to go to Haiti sometime? No. Good. Good. What did you tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He hasn't slept for four days, Ron! Everywhere we go, he asks me if we're going to Haiti! What does that even mean? I am so sick and tired that you've sheltered him from the evils of voodoo. You need to learn to connect with him in a healthy way! Let me ask you something, and I'm not trying to be funny here. Are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? He is seven years old, Ron. All right. Now listen to me. He has a science fair tomorrow, at 8:00, and he wants you to be there. I will be there. All right? Now, who do you have for sweeps week? I'm not discussing work with you, Ron, okay? Just be there at the science fair tomorrow. Fine!

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Can I ask you a question? Mmm-hmm. Is that your foot between my legs? No. Oh. I'm sorry.

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I'm-a call Michael Jackson. I got a video idea. All right, everyone, listen up!

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Do faces on the TV screen and Planet of the Apes action figures count?

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You don't yell at Brick. Are you still smoking crack?

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Long live Ron Burgundy!

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The only problem is...

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Where's my map?

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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."

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♪ Old MacDonald had a farm And then four guys on bikes showed up. Wes Mantooth and the Channel Nine news team! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here? This is a national news fight. You made one mistake today.

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I need to see my son! And now, to play an original composition that he wrote for his father, here is seven-year-old Walter Burgundy.

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All right. This... Okay. Here we go. Get up. There we go.

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Ron, you should see what you're doing!

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I only smoked crack that one time.

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Baxter!

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I drop this smoke and every one of you goes "poof." Well, you forgot one thing, leatherman. You drop that smoke, you die, too.

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Ron, be careful! It's okay! Walter, what is it? It's some kind of fish!

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No, don't go! Please! Wait! I'm all alone! Come back!

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