No, man. No, no. There's no fucking amount of money that will make me do that shit. Two things. One: it's a short-term contract. Five years. Done. Then we give you the diffuser antidote special sauce serum and you're back to normal. And the second one, and I want you to remember this. You're gonna have a horse cock.
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San Francisco Chronicle, good morning. Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please. One moment.
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This is fucking weird shit. Okay? Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this...
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Just go sleep on it. Okay? And after that, holla at your boy. Okay?
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Get out in that party and go fuck something.
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There's a lot of production value in this.
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We're hurting! We're hurting! Help us! Help us! Get back in there. Get in there. Please help us!
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Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?!
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And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. A chemical change to make humans stronger, more obedient, more durable and therefore more efficient and profitable. We are proud to announce to our shareholders that a new day in human productivity is dawning. Our workforce of Equisapiens will make WorryFree the most profitable company in human history.
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Here's the deal. I can't let you leave without explaining everything. Alright? And if you'd even seen the video before you went in there you wouldn't even be scared. What the fuck was that thing in there, man?
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We train ourselves to fight. We work out. We study. WorryFree is carrying forward this lineage of natural developments that began in prehistoric times.
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Since the dawn of time, or least since before anyone cares to remember, we have used our wits to survive.
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But what has allowed us to thrive was our use of tools. A natural development.
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It's... the video is gonna show you everything. Don't worry about it.
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Humans have modified ourselves throughout history.