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1m17s
I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. - Oaktown. - Just right here? - Just sit down? - Yeah. Well... Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. Or head or anything. So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. You're different, man. Make an impression. At least take off the white voice. And I know you can bust a rap, right? No, actually I can't. Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. I can't, man. I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. It's actually embarrassing. I don't know. I think he's lying. I think you can rap. I think you should rap. Rap, rap, rap... Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. ## # My name is Cash. I like to... # Smash!
Sorry to Bother You
32.1s
Fuck! It's strong, man! Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. And I want to listen to your proposition, Stevie. I want you at WorryFree. I see something in you. I think that you are more than just the world's greatest telemarketer since Hal Jameson. You know what that's very interesting. Boring, though. I want to talk about the dollars and zeros and the commas and shit. Cocky. I like it. Watch this little video proposal we put together and you'll understand everything. Alright?
Sorry to Bother You
1m11s
And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation. They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? What the... what the fuck was that? - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? I don't give a fuck about that shit. If you had me snort some shit that's gonna have me mutated, man, I want you to fucking shoot me! Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? No, I'm not getting semantic. You're the one that's being semantic if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. Was it coke? Was it not coke? - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. Calm down, man. You're... I wouldn't just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you. I'm not evil. Okay? The reason you're not high is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now that to be perfectly honest you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? So, sit down and just take a breath, man. It's fucking adrenaline. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine, okay. Just breathe. Okay?
Sorry to Bother You
25.6s
And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. A chemical change to make humans stronger, more obedient, more durable and therefore more efficient and profitable. We are proud to announce to our shareholders that a new day in human productivity is dawning. Our workforce of Equisapiens will make WorryFree the most profitable company in human history.
Sorry to Bother You