- Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what? Hey. - Hello. - Got to get my drink on. Hi. Do you guys want anything? Uh, I got a Titleist right here. It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents in change, that would be fantastic. Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system.
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What was that play, Joe?!! - Jesus!! It is a game!! - That was the lowest, shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. Second lowest. Wow. No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. It was never about you!! We just.. It just happened!! - Get over it!! - I'm over it!! The bitch wants you, then she's not good enough for me anyway!! Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? - Jesus Christ!! - Joe, I.. Shut up, Kelly!! All right? Everything was fine until you came into the picture. You're like.. Jesus, you're like a cancer!!
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Yeah.
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1.8s
Damn it!!
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3.4s
Uh.. uh, no, I did not catch wind of that.
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42.6s
Oh, God. So smug. Dude, food attracts mice. And you know what mice attract? - Stupid fucking questions? - No. They attract snakes. In Italian, the word for "snake" means "the demon's cock." - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. Whatever, dude. From here on out, - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - God, man, you're so doom and gloom all the time. Just enjoy this. It's not doom and gloom, bro. I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. I read once that animals see fear as a color. I thought you can't read. No, I can read. I can't cry. Well, there you go.
The Kings of Summer
15.8s
Leave us, Frank. The forest is ours. You're out of your depth. You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy. A harlequin. He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose. Silence, land-trunt.
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5.1s
Okay. See you, bro. So, who's this Kelly?
The Kings of Summer
5s
Yes. My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change.
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2.6s
Joe!! Joe, don't be an idiot!!
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3.2s
This kid is in my head.
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3.1s
If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.
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You know what? I think I'm gonna buy some more houses. How many is "more"? Give me a second. Actually.. Biaggio, I will give you Baltic, Park Place and both my greens - for both your oranges. - I want $1,000. - I'll give you $50. - Okay.
The Kings of Summer
20.2s
We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal on the table. I mean, we answer to no one. We're men. Just now? Just happened? Just happened, man. You don't say. All I'm saying is that if anything was missing from all of this..
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3.1s
Um.. I'm sorry, though.
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25.4s
I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner. Uh, sort of like a.. A housewarming thing. - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to, but how do I.. How do I get there? Do I have to.. Be blindfolded or something? In all seriousness, it's of absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone, - not bring anyone. No one. - Yes. - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay.