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1m17s
- Bad. - Bad. Gary, every time.. You see those wontons, Gary? - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm. Those wontons are too big, my friend. Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. We won't provide it. It's part of our training... how to deal with people who want the recipe too bad. - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. - What is that? - "We won't provide it." I can see the value of these now. I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house. The poor man's wit. My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough!! My God!! - Just pay the poor guy. - My God. Yeah, and maybe you should get some forks in the house so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to.. We're done here, and for the record, your wontons are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. No, I can eat them; just give them to me. - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those. Your house has a bad vibe. No more rice, no more pasta. It's time to eat an honest meal. Biaggio? You and I will take to the trees. Patrick, you, uh.. Yeah, yeah, I know. I-I pick berries and apples and forage. And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
The Kings of Summer
41s
Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread. - They finally had it. - You're getting wild. - Sliced. - Yeah. - This is our big day. - You're crazy. We usually do rustic ciabatta. I know it. Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's. Oh, okay, honey. Well, I already made dinner, though, so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe. Uh, no, thanks. No one likes vegetable soup, Mom. Well.. Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess. "Nobody likes vegetable soup." - Did you hear this, honey? - I heard it. - Oh, my God. - He's your son. Listen, tell Mr. Toy to put some white rice underneath it. It'll be delightful. Mom, no. No vegetable soup. We're not eating vegetable soup. I'm getting a Tupperware. Here, take this tomato.
The Kings of Summer
20.3s
Oh. Okay, let's go. Wait, what? No, no, that was thunder. Definitely a bad omen. No, come on, that was thunder. That's a tree. This is a rock. Come on, man, it's nature. It's not an omen. Have some common sense. - "Common sense"? - It's not like a raven told us to go away. Yeah, we're doing this.
The Kings of Summer
45s
It gets easier. Okay? Honest. I swear. Look at it this way: In two years, he's going to pay for you to leave. Yeah. Uh, look, this may sound desperate, but I am 100% lucid, okay? Don't smile, 'cause I'm.. - Don't. - No, this is very serious. - I am serious. - I'm taking you so seriously. I can be packed in 15 minutes. Just take me with you to Granville. Please. Okay, I would. Totally would, but.. Dad would want to come visit us all the time, and that just wouldn't work for me. - You're lame. - So.. Take it easy on him. - You're getting so handsome. - Yeah. Yeah. - I love you. - Hey, don't you touch me. You love it.
The Kings of Summer
44.2s
You okay, fatty? No. No, I'm not. I-I'm really nervous. We're really doing this, huh? Yes, we are. I've never done anything like this, Joe. It's starting to freak me out. Well, uh, neither have I. Kind of the point. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Just, okay, before I make a big decision, I always, you know, say to myself, "I'll do it unless God gives me a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds." So, you know, it's just some dumb superstition I have. If you don't want to do it, that's fine. But.. Do you want to? Sure, yeah. It's.. Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah. You got it.
The Kings of Summer