Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
American Pie 2
2s
Paint thinner.
American Pie 2
6.3s
Don't send an ambulance. Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?
American Pie 2
1.9s
No, no!
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Everybody okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed. - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. - 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.
American Pie 2
12.4s
Sorry. Relax your hands. I'll take it from here, okay? Don't worry, Jimbo. You're gonna be fine, buddy. Jim, this happens to the best of us.
American Pie 2
6.7s
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.
American Pie 2
7.2s
Yeah, I kind of... Super Glued myself... to myself.
American Pie 2
4.6s
I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued!
American Pie 2
2.3s
- Poison control. - Hello?
American Pie 2
9.3s
Oh, shit! Shit!
American Pie 2
1.5s
Oh, shit!
American Pie 2
24.5s
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here? Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. Take a number. Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Do you want me to clean you? "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." All right.
