I am an assistant manager at a Staples in Bayonne, New Jersey.
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Yes, true love.
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Holy shit. I'm sorry, I don't need... That's fine, we can... I don't have to go on with that. But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.
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And if you do that, the sex will come.
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This is not a problem, so do not worry. You understand? Yeah, listen, Jim. Before you were born, your mother and I, we would do it every day. I don't need this. Sometimes two or three times a day. This is back in the '70s. A lot of experimentation was going on. Your mother favored something she called, "diving for dollars."
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That means a lot, gentlemen. What about your arm? Oh.
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What about Michelle?
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I lied to my best friends, and I'm sorry.
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Lard Arms? Jesus, Stifler. Talk about an ugly duckling turning into a swan, right?
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So, I'm assuming you didn't know he was gay back then. Jim, it's a good thing you found a woman with the sex drive of a dozen groupies. Hmm?
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How often did you and Mom...
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Dicks.
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Seriously?
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What's this?
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Good eye.
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Could Jim be any more obvious?
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I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch, not the boss, the better off you will be.
