Look, you wanted me to get a job, so I got one. At least let me have the house for the weekend. My house, my rules. And as for tonight, if you don't wanna risk coming home and seeing more of your mother than you'd like, I suggest you stay out late.
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Come dance with us. No, it's okay. Yes, come on, this is happening. Come on.
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Oh, thanks.
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I was the kid who everyone saw on the Internet.
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Not you.
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What the fuck have you been up to? Married. Had a kid. And divorced.
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And that means being the sexiest husband possible.
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She's really upset over there.
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You made it! Made what? What are you talking about? What do you mean? We sent you an e-mail about getting together a couple of days before the reunion. You know what? I must have put two F's in "Stifmeister." What? KEVIN: I'm sorry.
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Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Let's see.
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So, how have you been since high school?
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We could party together, do all the same shit that we used to do together. It'll be just like old times. Hell yes! That's why I'm here. No Bachelorette, no Real Housewives. Thing is, you only get one chance at your 13th reunion.
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Don't hurt my friend!
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I'm going to kill you!
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Did you just refer to yourself as "the Stifmeister"? Because that's the lamest name ever!
