Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college.
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Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident.
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- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... son, I'm not embarrassed. I am! It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. This is human nature... human nature at its best. Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more. Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her... - Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind. Honey... I'll take her to the car.
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Maybe you can help me out, you know.
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1.5s
Now I remember.
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- Hi, Mama. - What? Natalie! I'm Jim's dad. You must be the parents of this young lady.
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1.7s
Turn over.
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I didn't do this for you. Thanks, dude.
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But you see, it's just that... we've never even had friendly hello sex. - So do you not wanna do this? - Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do.
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- Let's get naked. - Okay.
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Is that the one? No. There!
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17.9s
We popped a couple of beers... and he said, "Now, you're a man." And today I get to say the same thing to my son. Honey, your speeches embarrass him. So, try and do what the kids say, and just be cool. I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool," honey. That's his dormitory up ahead.
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It's just that... you see, this is actually my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time... since my first time.
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- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. - Good. Thank you, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my son Jim. - Now pin my leg up. - What? Pin my leg up, like this.
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6.6s
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
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So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
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Mother of God! Come on, you pussies! We had 'em! - I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doin' all the sacrificing'.
