AJ was supposed to drive my car back, but he hasn't even shown up yet. Some lame excuse about his jet skis. Can you believe that jerk?
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Ladies? They bailed, dude. Aw, fuck!
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What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
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What the hell's going on over there? What, are you choking on your own dick?
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I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now. So sorry to interrupt, Stafler. Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night. Oh, fuck.
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A person's virginity is something sacred, you know? You should save yourself for someone special. You're special. No! Not special. You think? I really...
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Your first? Oh, God. Okay. Um... Kara, listen. Um...
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Hey, you know, Kara, you should drink some more water. Where's that bottle I gave you? Oh, it's right here. Okay. In the back.
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Hey! Whoa! Careful! Careful. Yeah. Oh, my God, I love this song. It's a good one. Isn't classic rock the best? Classic rock? This is classic rock now?
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Ooh! Hey, Kara, how are you getting home tonight?
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What took you guys so long? We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him. Plus, that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off. You brought him? Of course they brought me. When you guys were busy jacking off in high school, I was running this drill every weekend. Now, let's see what we are dealing with.
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Holy shit! Way to go, Jim. Shh. Okay, nothing happened, Stifler. Okay? Nothing happened. Stop that! I'm sorry. So, Jim, what do you wanna do? I don't know. I can't just leave her here naked, you know? I mean, if the cops come by and find out I'm involved, I'm screwed. That leaves us with two options.
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You know what, I am gonna handle this myself. No. No, no, no, listen, Mr. Duraiswamy, I can do it, okay? I promise, I'll get it done. Just don't fuck up, Stafler. It's Stifler. Dick! Hey, ladies...