Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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Lets go. Secure the area! - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! Stand back. Stand back. I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. The hell you are! What, are you crazy?
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Okay, uh - Oh. Oh.
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But if we grab hold of each other and hold on- There's nothin' more beautiful in the world. You angels are my heart, and I'll never forget you.
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Id get everything pointy out of the room. is going through a bit of a phase. Well, like this, for example. She never used to lock her door. - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... would not be our favorite.
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Wife? Been there. Ooh. Ooh!
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Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time.
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Oooh. - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. Okay, I deserve that. My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. - What? - Working. I'm good at what I do. Real good. I know all the answers. Well, at least I used to. - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- that you're invulnerable. Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
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3.1s
- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
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Take your little brother in there for me. I'll be right there.
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What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.
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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?
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1m19s
Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... because sometimes I- Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. Ooh! Oh! Yes! I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. That is a great idea. Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- My advice to you lovely ladies... on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... is to give it up. That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. - And twice on Saturday. - What? I did. Shoot, before he went to work... in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. Had him droolin' on the biscuits. Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. - Really? - Oh, yeah. Ooh.
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Oh, God!
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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So, in your report- I'll say he was an unwilling participant to the whole thing. So no charges should be filed. No charges?
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- That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late. Why don't your daddy take you to school? Daddy says he has an important job where important things happen... so he cant waste his time with our nonsense.