It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?
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Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. - Well brief you on the- - Stewart!
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Get rid of that.
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Carrie?
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- Can I help you? - You can dance. - So? - We suck. - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... but I've got the stunts covered. I was a gymnast. Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? Ooh. Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me.
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Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. You get them off their game... and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control.
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No, we cant. I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. And then I found this.
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I guess- I guess I'll be movin' on.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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And keep a lookout. You never know when Big Momma might be back. # spellcheck: lyliakar #
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- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.
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B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? - Shhh! - G-55. - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. Birthplace of Mariah Carey. Long Island. Try Long Island. Nothing. Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. What activities were you in? - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. - You know me. - Uh-oh. She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. Uh, sure. As in, uh, old friend? A uncle? Aunt? I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. - N - 40. - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? It don't make me no never mind. Come on. Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. - What does she want back? - I have no idea. You stole my man.
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- Hello, Bob. Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. That is a silly, outrageous- - How did you know that? - Bob... I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... - right now- - Okay.
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Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. Ooh, give me a second, all right? Big Momma got to catch her breath. - Okay. Oh, hey, when were done with this... I have the perfect place to take you. A spa! Look at this!
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- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... its the big metal thing with four wheels.
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Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.
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Since you never really bought into our little project, precautions had to be taken. - What do you mean? - We have your daughter, Molly.