Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
The DUFF
3.9s
Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up? - You bet we are. - Who are you?
The DUFF
10.8s
Wow. For what it's worth, what you wrote here struck a chord with me as well. I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.
The DUFF
2.1s
Yeah, all right.
The DUFF
3.3s
And that's him, Toby Tucker.
The DUFF
1.3s
Whoa, look at this.
The DUFF
1.2s
Where's Wesley?
The DUFF
10.6s
Wow, she's awesome. Yeah, she is. I should forward this. - Viral? - Viral. I'm a DUFF.
The DUFF
18s
- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life. Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life if you were the only man left on the planet. Aw. Sticks and stones, B. Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs. - No, no. - Touch them. - No, no one wants that. - Graze them. Hey, there you are.
The DUFF
2s
Really?
The DUFF
7.1s
Wesley and Madison were known around school as "the Relationship Strobe Light." On again, off again, a thousand times.
The DUFF
2.6s
I know you miss me.
The DUFF
4.2s
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag. You're not listening.
