- See? - Oh, man, all this dancing made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink. B, really?
The DUFF
15.8s
- Hi. - Hey, Wes. See? She gets her info, he gets to talk to a hot senior. Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything. It's kind of like us right now. Excuse me, that is not like us right now. B, on an average day, how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?
The DUFF
12.2s
Hello? Are you okay? Yeah, just get the food. - Hey there, Jess and Casey. - Hey Hey, Elaine. Hey, you.
The DUFF
15.2s
Guys, I don't see Toby. - I don't know where Toby is. - Come dance with us. Do you think he didn't come? - Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance. Come on, B. Come on, B. - No, no, no. - Yeah, you do. Come on, you dance. You do. Come on.
The DUFF
2.9s
Holy shit. I was the DUFF.
The DUFF
6.2s
Sorry, as their what? DUFF. D-U-F-F. Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
The DUFF
24.3s
Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say. Guys can be DUFFs too, okay? You know my boy A.J., freshman on the football team? We're in chemistry together. Now he's doing the second most important job a DUFF can do, acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends. The guy with the info people go to before they make their move. - Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single? Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah. Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.
The DUFF
4.5s
Robin's, like, super cute. Okay, but her friends are super hot.
The DUFF
6.1s
- Come on. - Okay. - There you go. - Hey. - Hey. - Ooh, look at those moves. Whoo!
The DUFF
6.2s
- I don't know. It's a fair amount. - Okay. On an average day, how many guys ask you questions about you?
The DUFF
5.2s
Whoa, someone's in a mood. Lighten up. Lighten up? Because I'm so heavy?
The DUFF
1.8s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.5s
You're aware I'm a woman, right?
The DUFF
6.4s
I wanna make out with your face. Good, because my face wants you to make out with it.
The DUFF
20.6s
I never knew why I couldn't talk to Toby. Now I did. Because, like everyone else in school, he knew what I was. And subconsciously I knew it too. - It was all so easy for Wes. - Ha, ha. Look, I'm no wine expert, but I'm pretty sure you mix red and white, you get rose. - He could talk to anyone. - Wesley. Back to work.
The DUFF
2.1s
I'm not the DUFF.
The DUFF
6.5s
And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores. I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.
The DUFF
5.6s
If anybody ever sees this, I'll rip your nut sack off. I'll rip it right off.
