Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
The DUFF
3.9s
Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up? - You bet we are. - Who are you?
The DUFF
10.8s
Wow. For what it's worth, what you wrote here struck a chord with me as well. I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.
The DUFF
2.1s
Yeah, all right.
The DUFF
3.3s
And that's him, Toby Tucker.
The DUFF
1.3s
Whoa, look at this.
The DUFF
1.2s
Where's Wesley?
The DUFF
10.6s
Wow, she's awesome. Yeah, she is. I should forward this. - Viral? - Viral. I'm a DUFF.
The DUFF
4.4s
Not likely. Don't we just look so cute together?
The DUFF
29.4s
Yeah, on second thought, I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt. - Wait for it. - Bianca, don't do it. - Huh? - B. Says it on there. - No. - Mm-mm. - And, you know, maybe... - No. - ...I'll round it outwith old trusty... - Not the flannel. - Nice muted tones. - No. That is not a good look. This is a good look. And that's my mom. Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.
The DUFF
5.4s
Plus, Wesley would never leave me for some DUFF anyway. - Look, Madison... - It's okay.
The DUFF
3.6s
- Congratulations, Madison. - I knew it was me. Keep it to yourself.
The DUFF
5.6s
Wow, that is an interesting dress. Who makes that, Build-A-Bear?