Homecoming tickets, homecoming. Hey, get your homecoming tickets now. - Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late. Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets? - Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there. - Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so... Oh, my God, you do this before every dance. Yeah, but I don't feel like going.
The DUFF
14.3s
Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.
The DUFF
8.5s
There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.
The DUFF
10.3s
Jess has the hottest ass. Casey has the hottest rack. Bianca, she has the hottest friends. - Yeah. - Yeah.
The DUFF
4.2s
Yeah, that's not me. Casey Cordero.
The DUFF
1.8s
Love.
The DUFF
5.9s
Wonderful. Heh. Mm. Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...? We'll... Okay.
The DUFF
33.7s
Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it. Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it? Yep, on it. Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel. Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? - On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that. Damn, dude. All right. Well, yeah, we're in. Ooh, um... Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in, and I only have a certain amount. But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know. - Problem solved. - Oh, hey. Look at that.
The DUFF
16.6s
For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.
The DUFF
10s
I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
6.7s
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. - Like a peacock. - Shh!
The DUFF
3.3s
Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
The DUFF
3.1s
I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.
The DUFF
1.3s
Ah?
The DUFF
15.1s
Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass! - Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro. You know those people you grow up with, maybe you took baths with them when you were little, but now they just annoy the shit out of you? I give you Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
9.9s
Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.
The DUFF
6.7s
We'll find someone. Although Jess' menu of dudes was never-ending, there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.
