Are you feeling a little better? - Hmm? - Yeah, okay, a little bit.
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Watch this.
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Slow.
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Hey-oh! Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science. That is actually incredible. I can't believe it. Congratulations. Coach says I might get to play some football this year. What? - I'm so proud of you. Good job. - Ah.
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What? What are you talking about? - What do you mean? No, tell me. - Nothing, nothing. You look fantastic. I got my grades up, you got your date. We're good.
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Actually, I'm just waiting for strangers to walk by so I can show them this bad boy.
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Hey, look at you. Studying almost like you were a real student.
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So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.
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- Ah, my dress. - Ah? Not bad for a DUFF, am I right?
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The vibe. Darker the better.
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But they're positive this time. Mr. Arthur was right. Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories, and when I posted those, more kids responded until it just became its own thing.
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What? No. There was no cool name for it like "the DUFF." It was, like, "the dipshit," uh, douche bag. A. Urkel. Asian Urkel. - Nerd ass. - Okay, no. Didn't need... - Didn't need the help, you know? - Oh, sorry.
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Wow. For what it's worth, what you wrote here struck a chord with me as well. I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.
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Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.
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The site has thousands of comments and likes on it.
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I am a DUFF. Yep, that's me. - I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.