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23.8s
Uh, in porn, maybe. What's wrong with porn? If this was a porn movie, we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation. You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or, um, you know, cleaning my pool. How old is the porn you're watching? That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore. - They don't do that? - Ha, ha. All right, you know what?
The DUFF
38.4s
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes. I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like. Right, well, that should be fun. Yeah. I actually kind of feel nervous about it just because I feel like I might say something stupid, - and I don't really know when... - Honey, stop. Believe, retrieve, achieve. It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients who suffer from performance anxiety. Believe it happened yesterday. Retrieve your confidence. Achieve your goals. - Just don't conceive. - Mm. Okay. Well, I'm off to do some believing and hopefully achieving. - Love you, have fun. - Unless there was something else.
The DUFF
27.1s
You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
The DUFF