Ahem. Nope. Okay. I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.
The DUFF
5.5s
Out where? To, uh, dates? To a date? On a date? To a date?
The DUFF
4.4s
Did you want to go out with me, though?
The DUFF
1.8s
This is just getting weird now.
The DUFF
2.6s
Oh, yeah. You got moves.
The DUFF
1.8s
Oh, uh-oh.
The DUFF
35.7s
- You're good. - Oh. Where are the cameras? - Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right? - It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video? Who would wanna go out with this guy, right? - Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Totally believable. Great. Thank you. - How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits. I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later. - Cool. - Okay. - Where can I find it online? - Yep, bye. Man, so many unanswered questions. Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach. That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated. Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right? We're sizing up your strengths and weaknesses.
The DUFF
28s
Sorry, your profile for what? A dating site. I signed up for all of them. Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate. JDate? You're not Jewish. I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site. Note to self. Okay, here we go. Here's my profile pic. - Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay. Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture? Oh, is it too formal? Well, it is a little... Well, it's either that or all the duck-head poses people do on here.
The DUFF
10.7s
What are you doing? Ooh. Ha-ha-ha. You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile. Just hang on a sec. They're still loading.
The DUFF
10.2s
- Have you met me? - Okay. I couldn't get through three words of that. All right, walk over and say, "Hey there." - "Hey there"? - Hop up. Get up.
The DUFF
7.6s
- I'm gonna get started. - I have to... I am late for an event. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna...
The DUFF
4.3s
Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
The DUFF
1.2s
Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
2.3s
Hey there.
The DUFF
1.2s
Hey there.
The DUFF
49.6s
Wes, I did it. I just got that guy's number. - Attagirl. - I know. Think I deserve a little treat. I'm telling you, I'd really lost hope around Guy 17, you know. Then came Guy 21. Couldn't shut him up. - Easy. - Real chatty Cathy. Easy. All right, don't get cocky. Today was only day one. Still, it felt pretty good, so... - Thank you. - You're welcome. All right, well, you held up your end of the bargain, so I guess I will hold up mine. Here are my chemistry notes, okay? Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm. Yeah. Uh... Enthalpy, entropy- Pauli exclusion principle? - I was... - Wesley? - Can we run? - She's coming over.
The DUFF
13.1s
Best part about it is it's glass. Sure, it's cumbersome to carry around, but I don't wanna have breast cancer because I'm drinking out of plastic water bottles my whole life. It's not really worth it, you know. Like, in Japan, the... You have to go? Okay.
The DUFF
14.4s
We're not... We're not here together. We just bumped into each other here. Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be... I couldn't possibly care less. Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot - of them together, please? - Yep.