The point is, we're a team. If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you. Okay, now you went too far. You had me and then you lost me. Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny. And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
The DUFF
8.6s
I promise, I didn't send the video, okay? I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends. I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.
The DUFF
8.6s
I didn't regret hitting "send," but I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey. So all of this because of some word?
The DUFF
1.2s
Too long.
The DUFF
9s
Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
The DUFF
15.6s
Oh, no, no. Dear God, it's "duck face," and stop that forever. All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties. Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me. Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
The DUFF
1.8s
Hey, Mads.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
1.8s
Sorry.
The DUFF
9.2s
- I would play "Call of Duty" with her... - Yeah. - ...all night. - Wait, what? And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.
The DUFF
4.8s
Nope, not me, either. Shaw's over. Just Bianca.
The DUFF
4.2s
Yeah, that's not me. Casey Cordero.
The DUFF
4.2s
Martin Van Buren. Nickelback. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
The DUFF
14.3s
Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.
The DUFF
10s
I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.
The DUFF
16.6s
For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.
The DUFF
19s
Homecoming tickets, homecoming. Hey, get your homecoming tickets now. - Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late. Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets? - Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there. - Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so... Oh, my God, you do this before every dance. Yeah, but I don't feel like going.
