I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom. I know, right? Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you. I have another seminar to prep for. - Okay, bye. - Bye.
The DUFF
5s
Charlie Piper. My cousin Charlie Piper?
The DUFF
3.6s
- Wesley? - Agh! Caitlyn.
The DUFF
12.4s
In the end, it's not about popularity or even getting the guy. It's about understanding that no matter what label is thrown your way, only you can define yourself. Take it from a DUFF.
The DUFF
1.6s
- Now I know that you... - Ha, ha.
The DUFF
2s
- Now I know you... - Ha, ha.
The DUFF
42.4s
Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
The DUFF
1.6s
No.
The DUFF
1.8s
Um...
The DUFF
15.6s
- And? - And... You're horrible. I hope you like cats. Kidding. Next mission is to talk to 15 guys. Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay? Step five: Take a few hits.
The DUFF
4.2s
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag. You're not listening.
The DUFF
3.3s
Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it. You happy now?
