You hungry? I'm hungry. - Yeah, I could eat. - Good. Because I was hoping to take you to dinner. Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's? - Skee-Ball? - Ah! - A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me. - Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I? Bianca kiss Wes now? Oh, monster voice sexy.
The DUFF
13.2s
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then. What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy. - Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby. Toby.
The DUFF
3.3s
Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
The DUFF
11s
It's my big Toby date night. Off to a nice evening of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual? Yes, please. Ha, ha.
The DUFF
3.8s
Bluh! I swear, I'm just feeling the pressure.
The DUFF
2.2s
That is the opposite of what I just said.
The DUFF
5s
Hit that... Hit that, uh... That long one in the middle. It's called a spacebar.
The DUFF
4.8s
So, yeah, she was a bitch. Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.
The DUFF
1.6s
A lot.
The DUFF
23.6s
Thanks. Oh. Okay, you know what? Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night? - Done. - What? No, no way. Guys, it's homecoming. You're definitely going. I just... I can't see Wes. Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter. Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer. - Absolutely not. - Mom.
The DUFF
5.5s
All right, deep breath. Shoulders back. Lick your lips a little bit.
The DUFF
24.1s
What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say. I do everything around this house, and you don't do... - Oh, here we go. - Well, it's the truth. Wesley, will you get the door?! Oh, don't yell at him. He has nothing to do with this. Save it for therapy, okay, honey? - Wesley, get the door! - Okay, enough, I got it. Hey, ready to go get down - with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.
The DUFF
30.9s
- Just get off work? - Kind of. - Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place. I'm a toppings consultant. Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those. I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately. Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you. - I'm Allen. - Hey, Bianca. - Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you. All right, so, what's the number-one mistake that people make when it comes to toppings? Ooh. Good question. - Granola. - Granola? - You wanna know why? - Yeah.
The DUFF
3s
...Mr. Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
9.2s
- Yeah, Madison. - All right. And this year's homecoming king is... Drumroll, please.
The DUFF
7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
The DUFF
7.7s
Wesley Rush. Homecoming king. Come on up. Wesley. Wesley.