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- What? - Hey, Bianca. That's better... - Oh. Did we blow a fuse? - I guess we did. I was just over here looking at this picture of you in the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark. I don't know. It's crazy. I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on. Oh, you're gonna turn all the...? Turn them all back on? Okay.
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20.2s
Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other. Okay, no one's making out if they're three feet apart. Simple geology. You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting, not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on. Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff. Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.
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27.1s
You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
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26.4s
Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan. You think a football team runs on the field without a strategy? Eh... Mm. - Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't. You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead. So give me the vibe of the restaurant you're going for. Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy, you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique? - Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh? - The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.
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