Din, I'm going to ask you a question. Remember, I'm your mother. You can tell me the truth.
Wish Dragon
4s
This literally could not get any wo-- [Long vomiting wetly]
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Water. Water. I just need water.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
[billboard buzzes]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
What is this?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
So good!
Wish Dragon
5.4s
What do you say we go for a real date? No Dan or any of that.
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
Wish Dragon
23.1s
Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
2s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
4s
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
Wish Dragon
36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
1s
Okay.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
You… you need a real dinner.
Wish Dragon
6.7s
You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. [Long] Oh, no!
Wish Dragon
1s
[both sigh]
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Fine, 24 hours.
Wish Dragon
5.8s
You mean to tell me this happens every single day?