You know what? This one's on me, okay? I really gotta run, so… Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day. Wait. Hot sauce! Huh? [mysterious music plays] Whoa.
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[engine revs]
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Oh. [chuckles] Um. Well, I try to be friendly. Keep my five-star rating.
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[panting]
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[pipa music playing in distance]
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[spluttering]
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[gasps] Magnificent!
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It's locked. I know.
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-[popping] -[jaunty, festive music plays]
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Are you telling me a teenage boy out-fought two full-grown men? -Well, sir-- -Actually, three men. -Two-and-a-half. -You should have seen him. It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere. I've never seen so many arms and legs. [sighs] This is not good. The boy knows what he has. Sir, if I may ask, what exactly does he have?
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Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. Fine. Do exactly what I say. -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. -Really? -Sir, I just-- wanted to offer you a hot towel. Sir, you just-- [shushes]
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It contains everything you need.
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[dramatic music plays]
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Oh. Well, uh, I'll just… [grunts] …go around. Did you order the dumpling soup? [trilling pipa] I am a god.
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So, that's what you've learned after all these years?