Besides, there are no shrimp chips there, and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds, and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven! There's actually plenty of-- Thank you, Long.
Wish Dragon
15.6s
Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another. It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window. -Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. -Hi. [yelping] Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside. [slurps, grunts]
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
Wish Dragon
11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Hold on, is that… [Mrs. Chu] Huh? [bright, uplifting music] [women chanting] No way! [Li Na laughs] Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!
Wish Dragon
1.7s
-Delivery! -Thank you.
Wish Dragon
15.2s
[in English] ♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪ ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ ♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪
Wish Dragon
1s
Bye, Din.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
How did you get in there?
Wish Dragon
2.9s
What are you looking at? A god, that's what.
Wish Dragon
9.2s
Din, I… When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that-- It's okay, Mom.
Wish Dragon
12.5s
Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit! -We were about to have dinner. -You don't have to. Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure. And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours!
Wish Dragon
7.6s
They're much too young to be holding hands. [all] Shut up! Here, you look like you could use a good, home-cooked meal.
Wish Dragon
7.5s
[laughs, cries] Well… it's late and, uh, we should have dinner. -Here. -[knocking at door]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
I know what you did.
Wish Dragon
3.6s
This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this.
Wish Dragon
7s
Din, what trouble have you started now? No, no. No trouble at all. I just came to apologize.
