Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. Here, I brought you something special.
Wish Dragon
1.6s
[muffled chatter]
Wish Dragon
12.5s
What are you doing? If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? -Ooh! -Long!
Wish Dragon
1.2s
This is amazing.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
5.3s
So, um, would you really like to-- Yes. Yeah. [chuckles]
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Hand over the teapot, kid.
Wish Dragon
4.2s
Sorry about all the fuss. My dad insists on "only the best."
Wish Dragon
1.5s
[Din] Ah!
Wish Dragon
4s
Uh, what is this? Traffic. Traffic.
Wish Dragon
3.8s
[Din] Car. Ah, the spoils of war on display?
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[groans] I hate this place.
Wish Dragon
8.9s
Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I… [exclaiming]
Wish Dragon
2.9s
[chuckles] I, uh, had a really big lunch.
Wish Dragon
9.7s
Long, -were you a-- -Yes, yes, I was human. For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot? And I was the best human ever!
