Well, I… uh… I'll tell you. Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. You should learn to have faith in humanity. I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand the power of human friendship. It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
5.8s
Okay, I… I just… I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
Wish Dragon
4.5s
We're off to a… a better life, and we have to leave this one behind.
Wish Dragon
2.5s
[Long] I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
Wish Dragon
33.9s
This is worse than my teapot. Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just-- Yes, go ahead. Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! -Look, Din, you're gonna have to use-- -[honking] You're gonna have to-- You're going to have to-- -You're gonna have to use-- -[honks] Use a wish! You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. Even if it takes all day.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Come along, Li Na.
Wish Dragon
3.3s
[Li Na] Oh, my God! [triumphant music plays]
Wish Dragon
23.3s
Got it. Game face. -Whoo. Here we go! -Hi, Li Na! Happy-- Hi, it's so great to see you again. -Oh, i feel that same way. So-- -This is just the greatest day of my life. Uh, wow, you too? Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something. -Hi, it's so good to see you again. -Actually, we never met. -If I may? -Hi, it's so great to see you again.
Wish Dragon
3.6s
[grunts] -Delivery! Have a nice day! -Thank you!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[horns honking]
Wish Dragon
4.9s
-Come on. It's time to go. -Dad, we said-- Li Na, we've been over this already.
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Take care, kiddo.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[both laugh]
Wish Dragon
2.9s
[bright, energetic music plays]
Wish Dragon
23.4s
Uh-huh. Are you… drinking alcohol? -No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. -Where are you hiding it? Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school! -You're acting crazy all the time. -Mom! I am your mother! I know when something is wrong. -What is it? -Nothing is wrong! Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Eyes ahead, Na Na.
Wish Dragon
2.4s
[muffled crying]
Wish Dragon
11.3s
I… I don't know what happened. She didn't even recognize me. Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? I'll have two to go. [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.