Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. I know what you're gonna say. -You do? -Yes.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Wait, a wish? Yeah, yeah, a wish.
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Oh, boy.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
What's this?
Wish Dragon
2.3s
Oh, handsome?
Wish Dragon
5.2s
-Good one. -Ah. Thanks. Eat metal, dirt bag! How do you like them apples, huh?
Wish Dragon
3.6s
Whoa, I just kicked through a door! [Din yelps]
Wish Dragon
15.5s
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? Uh, no. [mockingly] No. [hiccups] Oh, no. What's a man like you doing all by himself?
Wish Dragon
5.1s
Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. It's not a little man. It's television.
Wish Dragon
7.7s
I'm sorry for being so rude. I don't think I got your name earlier. Have we met before?
Wish Dragon
2s
So, leftovers for dinner.
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[singing in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
2.8s
Bon appetit! Surprise!
Wish Dragon
21.3s
So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner. Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. -Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? -Hi, Mrs. Song. I'm sorry. Do I know you? Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise! We have an unexpected visitor.
Wish Dragon
6.9s
Whoa. Perfect. And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours.
Wish Dragon
8.3s
Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you? We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died.
