They have parades in heaven? [Long sighs] My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world. Including yours. Use it.
Wish Dragon
23.9s
You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? Yes, as a reward. -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy. So, if you would just use your last wish, and wish for the same thing as every other master, then I can be done and leave this wretched world. And finally return back to heaven, where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you. This company is my life's work. I have a family and a respons-- [disconnect tone drones] -Is everything all right, sir? -It's fine.
Wish Dragon
8.3s
Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you? We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died.
Wish Dragon
6.2s
-You had a lot of friends? -No! I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Yes.
Wish Dragon
7.1s
-Your 24 hours are over. -We beat up some gangsters. -No. -Okay, that was mostly you. You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.
Wish Dragon
6.9s
What happened? Time's up, Dan. What happened? Well, we jumped off a building. We almost died.
Wish Dragon
5.7s
There's… something I need to tell you. You have one more wish. You don't have to do this.
Wish Dragon
4.5s
My real name isn't Dan. It's… [Li Na] Din.
Wish Dragon
2.1s
Wait, what happened to your suit?
Wish Dragon
2.4s
Whoops. Reflexes.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Look, Li Na.
Wish Dragon
3.5s
I'm going to fix everything. [foreboding music plays]
