[henchman groaning in distorted, slowed-down speed] [Din] Whoa.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
[gasps] No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I take it back.
Wish Dragon
2.8s
Give me that teapot right now.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
That's a good teapot.
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Huh? Huh?
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
Wish Dragon
11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
Wish Dragon
9.2s
I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away. -There's a wall here. It's cool, but-- -You mean, like, a cell phone? -[ringtone plays] -Ah!
Wish Dragon
4s
-[overlapping chatter] -[honking]
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Wait, a wish? Yeah, yeah, a wish.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
[Din] Ah!
Wish Dragon
2.3s
Oh, handsome?
Wish Dragon
15.5s
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? Uh, no. [mockingly] No. [hiccups] Oh, no. What's a man like you doing all by himself?
Wish Dragon
12.6s
So true. Who needs wine when you have good company? I believe you've misunder-- [hiccups] [laughs] I don't normally move this fast, but… Sorry, must run.
