That was the night they arrived. Remember the shooting star? That was them. Nothing happened at first. They were getting ready, burrowing in underground, preparing. Not long after you lot left, people started to change. Just one or two at first, then more. They replaced people of influence, taking over the institutions, remaking, remodeling, refurbishing. Doing everything they could to make us join them.
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Oh, shit.
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I cannot fucking believe this. This is ridiculous. Believe me, Gary, it's not worth it. Have two in the next one. Have them all in the next one, for all I care. We've got to have one in every pub otherwise the whole thing's fucked. I'd say it was fairly fucked already, mate.
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Gary King of the humans.
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Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit? That's not very PC, Gary. Get out of the '90s, Pete. There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal, about walking into a pub after a rugby match and ordering a tap water at a bar packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint. That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah? I'm talking balls. You said it, poof.
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Oh, urn, I thought you should know. What?
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I like the new you. Huh. Come on.
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You know, Dr. Ink? Yeah. "Drink." I get it. Come on. It wouldn't be the same without the O-Man. Jesus. You can see the guys, see how they're doing. Tell them how you're doing. You never know, you might make it to the end this time.
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This explains why everything's gone fuck up. Everybody's been replaced by one of these. That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo. I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins. Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town. I'm right, aren't I, Andy? Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong. No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever. Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious. Gay loving.
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You guys look like you're having a good night, though. I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along?
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You remember Karen Eggerton, who I fucked?
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It never got better than that night.
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I'm not your bass player anymore. No, I mean we're getting the boys back together. We can get the band back together as well if you want. No, we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs. I've always wondered, what's that thing over the door called? That's a lintel. So, the plan is, we're going to go back to Newton Haven, we are gonna do The Golden Mile and this time, we are gonna make it to The World's End. Everybody's in. What, even Andy? Oh, you better believe it, big balls. Andy is going drinking with you? With us. Think about it, go back to the old town, sink a few pints... Twelve pints. Yeah. Twelve pints is insane. I know!
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Gary! Gary!
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Gary, wait! Fuck!
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This is our chance to take stock. A stock take? You make it sound so much fun.
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I can't believe it. I can't believe you'd do that!