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You need to explain this right now! Andy, this kid just attacked me. Don't you dare change the subject! He smashed my head in the mirror. You know who I just spoke to? Your mum! And not from the afterlife. From fucking Bournemouth. Is that real? She says she hasn't spoken to you for eight months. Andy... His head just came off! No, Gary, you are not gonna wriggle out of it this time.
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20.9s
How much more of this do we have to endure? That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good. Fuck that. I need to eat something. We can get some food in the next pub. As long as it's reasonably healthy. This is Newton Haven. Hardly the heart of the organic revolution. I doubt it's the heart of anything. My wife wanted us to go organic, problem is, I kinda like eating shit. The next pub does shit! Keep up!
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22.5s
Gary! You are out of your mind! What are you talking about? You gave me the sign. What sign? You went to the toilet. Gary, are you serious? I haven't seen you in 20 years. Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies' toilet? Well, the disableds is out of order. Gary. What happened? I don't know, maybe one of them put too many paper towels down the toilet. I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we? No. What happened to you? Nothing.
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20.3s
Do you remember? We used to come in here and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis. Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle actually being a square? No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus. He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve? No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary. He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him. That's right. Basil!
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