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She's got a knife. - It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife. Just put the knife down, honey. Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay? You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it? - Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine! Lita.
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- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved. Lizzy gave you the look and you caved. Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy. - I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry. But look how much fun everybody's having. And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy. Hey! Did you have fun? You don't have to go on the kiddie rides. I love the big rides. You want to go on the... - Hey, Lizzy! - Hey, what's up? - Good to see you! - Good to see you too!
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Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man. I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! Would not-her-parents do this? Sh... Miss Peppers! Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here? This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. - You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police? Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
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The janitor? The adult-ass janitor? - Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor. - Hey, I'm so sorry about this. - Ellie, come on! Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that. - Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it! - Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie! I think we're gonna be late for school. Ellie.
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My God, it's so clean. Well, there are my little gangsters. Posting bail for my Petey. Really took me back to the good old days. - Thank you, by the way. - Where are the kids? Karen had to take them to a temporary placement for the night. She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing. Speaking of which, I found your statement to the judge on your printer. Needs some work. Mom, it's too late. We submitted it last week. Well, resubmit it! Jesus! "We want whatever is best for the kids, whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother." What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy? That's why we wrote it like that, Mom. If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody, she's gonna hate us more than she does now. She doesn't hate you. She just thinks you don't love her. And that statement ain't gonna help.
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I said that, Your Honor, but again, I thought it was the person who sent her the... Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home by way of a bedroom window? - It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you. And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids? - She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that. That was in the heat of an argument. - Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you. - We actually wrote a new one. - Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your... Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. I can read it very fast. "Lizzy once asked us why we took them in. And at the time, we couldn't answer her." - Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer? No. Sit. This hearing is not about you. Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough, so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.
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