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I will tell you where Jerry's gonna be for $2,000. Cash. American. - Okay, fine. - No problem. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Why did you take us down this whole road? Well, it looked like there was room to negotiate, and I was all prepared to do that. But then we went down the whole torture track, and I just dug my heels in, philosophically. I happen to be an objector. - We are too, obviously. - Not really. It was a bluff. You know what? You should probably not write this down, and if it does come up, just mention that we didn't actually waterboard him. No waterboarding. Just a lot of talk about sucking each other's dicks.
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- We got it. - Thank you. No way, I'm not signing this. You're officially re-not invited. How's that? Okay, then fine. I'll crash your fucking wedding, and I'll tag you as you try to kiss your bride. Hey, hey, hey- Look, Susan. You seem like a lovely person, and I'm sure this will all be fine. We just need to formalize it, something we've been doing a long time and, uh...
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This game, it's given us a reason to be in each other's lives all these years. The last it from each season will live in shame for one year. - So what happens if you lose? - You lose. - You're it. - What does the winner get? There are no winners. Just not losers. I would love to sit here and deconstruct the spirit of competition with everyone, but Jerry's still on the loose, and we've got to get him where it hurts. - Not in the asshole. - Not in the asshole. Obviously. Oh! Guys, let's go to his house. He wouldn't be at his house. It's too obvious. Yeah, it's too obvious, so he's gonna be there. This is Jerry. Maybe it's so obvious that it's not obvious that he will be there. - So he's at the house. - He's not gonna be there. If he's there, then it'll be obvious for him to be there, so he wouldn't be there because he would think that we would automatically come there, obviously.
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