Were you available for rides while we were fucking? Yeah, but I only looked a couple times.
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I was just wondering, are we gonna do anything? - You got any parlor games? - I-- I don't-- What are parlor games?
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I should have said it before you guys had the whole discussion.
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Mr. and Mrs. Gardner... - All right. Come on. - To the ICU. Thank you. Hey, can I come? - No. - Yeah.
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How many women have you shown a "B" horror movie to on, like, a third date?
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EMILY: So, are you ever gonna let me sit in the front seat? KUMAIL: No, I'm a professional, and you're paying for this ride. I don't want to pay for this ride. - It's surging right now. - [ Laughs ]
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- Thank you. - Your X-Files because... - Thank you. - ...that's your favorite show. [ Chuckles ] Huh?
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DODD: Keep it going for the next performer, my man, Mr. Kumail Nanjiani.
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- [ Applause ] - [ Cheering ]
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KUMAIL: Hello.
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There's another type of marriage. It's called love marriage, and that's bad. My cousin Rehan married an Irish woman, and he was kicked out of the family. Nobody is allowed to talk to him. Why didn't you tell me any of this? Because I didn't think you'd fucking understand, and I was fucking right. You don't think that I could fathom your life in any fucking way? Oh, you think you could understand me? I'm fighting a 1,400-year-old culture. You were ugly in high school. There's a big fucking difference.
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I'm just gonna stay for a second.
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And those are just the people you like.
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Uh, me. What about me? Oh, you know what?
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I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
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He might've been doing cocaine. Was he doing cocaine recreationally? True cokehead. - Cocaine. - I wonder if he was. [ Audience applauding ] Now, before I bring out the next guy, you guys know tonight is Jell-O shot Tuesday! [ Whoops loudly ]
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And we prayed a lot. Well, not a lot. Just five times a day. [ Audience laughs ] And we marry someone our parents find for us, arranged marriage, you know?
