MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
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4.5s
- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
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2.4s
Hey. I'm Kumail.
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- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
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7.8s
You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
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1.4s
Hey.
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1.8s
[ Exhales ]
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3s
I would've noticed you. [ Chuckles ]
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6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
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2.4s
You already have heroin.
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6.2s
You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
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1.3s
[ Door opens ]
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1.5s
What's going on?
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15.6s
Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
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And they're very disappointed 'cause they wanted me to be a doctor. [ Audience laughing ] You guys are like, why didn't you just tell them that you wanted to be a doctor? It's a lie anyway, and I'm like, well, it has to be believable.
