Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
The Big Sick
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And I thought, "Huh. I don't think about my husband like that. "But that's okay."
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I'm glad I like him 'cause I don't want have to, like, come up with excuses to avoid him, you know? Like... Like, "Oh, no. I have kite-surfing tonight."
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7s
Do you need... No, I think I just tweaked my ankle. ...assistance? I took this stupid hip-hop dance class last weekend.
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1.9s
And those are just the people you like.
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You ducking my parents.
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1.2s
[ Crying ] Stickers.
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You don't want to get stuck in Chicago, right? You don't want to end up like Sam Highsmith, who's been doing the "People say Sam" bit since '03. - SAM: I don't like kids. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." - See? - Is that what you want? - It's like... Is that what you want for your life? It's amazing. And it's the same material. - SAM: What do people say? - AUDIENCE: Sam. - SAM: People say what? - AUDIENCE: Sam. I'm Sam Highsmith. Thank you very much. You know what, I'm gonna tell him... - He's a hack. - ...how I feel about it. - Fucking tell him. - Never writes anything new. - I'm gonna tell him... - It's fucking bullshit. - Great set, dude. - I'm feeling it, bro. - Killing me, man. - Crushing. Love the new stuff.
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19s
SAM: I don't want kids. People say, "Sam, you're gonna love it. "This kid... You're gonna have a kid, "he's gonna be your best friend." A best friend that... that pukes on you and shits everywhere and is constantly screaming. I already have friends like that. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." I know you're bummed, all right, but, like...
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12.8s
Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.
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9.7s
Multigrain, pumpernickel, pita bread, hot dog bun, croutons. I can't eat any of it.
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5.7s
WOMAN: I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I'm pretty good at magic. - [ All exclaim ] - Yeah.
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We should be ashamed of ourselves. We're weak. We're weak.
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- I will give you something. - Okay.
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- Twenty? Big spender. - [ Laughs ]
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[ Door slams ]
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I die so the other characters get to find out that something weird's going on.
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5.1s
To me, the plot of the movie was we're at a research facility and the cat's missing!
