I admit, this one is designed to stir up some controversy.
The Big Sick
8.9s
I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
The Big Sick
6.9s
"Kumail, how did you become so much more handsome "than your brother NAVEED?" Bullshit. [ Bangs table ]
The Big Sick
2s
Okay, you're giving me the silent treatment.
The Big Sick
14.5s
Since I'm a member of the family, it would stand to reason that I would get a vote in whether or not I get kicked out, and that vote would have to be unanimous, standard parliamentary procedure. So, all those in favor of not kicking Kumail out of the family, raise your hand.
The Big Sick
1.9s
So, you guys can just talk to me.
The Big Sick
1s
Oh.
The Big Sick
3.2s
Dad. Fatima. Bhai. Kya haal hai?
The Big Sick
1.6s
Oh, there's no plate.
The Big Sick
1s
Ma.
The Big Sick
1.7s
[ Kumail sighs ]
The Big Sick
1.3s
Sorry.
The Big Sick
9.1s
"Pass the salt." Practical. [ Kumail chuckles ] "Always with the comedy." Mom, made that one specially for you.