Uh, Terry. Terry. And, uh, who's this lovely lady next to you? Oh, my God. That's Emily's dad. Is that cloth? Little terry cloth? - [ Scattered laughter ] - It's Beth. Beth. That's pretty close. Why would he do this? Terry, Beth, where you guys from? - We're from North Carolina. - Ooh. North Carolina. Tar Heel state. - Stop. Stop it. - Oh. Home of Krispy Kreme donuts. What brings you to Chicago?
The Big Sick
5.8s
You're the headliner, right? That's what you said. I mean, if you're the headliner, you can get two more in, right? - That's a good point. - Yeah.
The Big Sick
5.7s
It sold out, like, super quickly. They were shocked at how quickly it sold out. - Like... [ Whistles ] - Well, you can get us in.
The Big Sick
4.2s
I should have said it before you guys had the whole discussion.
The Big Sick
4.2s
The hospital had the waffle fries, too. Right. [ Dog barking ]
The Big Sick
3.5s
We'll sit in the back, right? We'll sit in the back. They got food there?
The Big Sick
2.7s
Yeah, they've got waffle fries and, um...
The Big Sick
1.4s
Our daughter's in a coma.
The Big Sick
1.2s
Yeah.
The Big Sick
4.2s
I said he should go back to ISIS. [ Audience murmuring ]
The Big Sick
12.3s
- Toast is the only food... - BETH: No, I mean, that is a really confusing position. I mean, do you want ISIS to have more people? No, I was saying that... Guess what, everybody? We got an ISIS recruiter here. [ People laughing ] All right, glad we got to the bottom of that.
The Big Sick
9.7s
- Ah. Huh. - Traffic. I heard there's, uh, bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway. - That's weird, because... - You know, rush hour. I took the Dan Ryan Expressway here.
The Big Sick
5.2s
Toast is a really strange food. What-- What did you just say? You put bread, and you make it... TERRY: It was nothing. Come on.
The Big Sick
5.9s
I just do stand-up comedy on the side to keep a low profile. - [ Audience laughing ] - Fuck you.
The Big Sick
6.7s
I work on the second floor of the bank - in this fantasy scenario. - Go back to ISIS.
