I was pretty unhappy in my first marriage, and I drank a lot, and, uh, one way to cover drinking a lot is to just, like, know a lot about wine. Wait. I'm sorry. What did you just say? That knowing a lot about wine covers for drinking a lot. [ Laughs ] Uh, no, I mean the huge piece of information that you're trying to just blow right past.
The Big Sick
16.4s
What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, "Oh, we have to have beards." Oh. But you'll do... So, there's a billion of us, and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right? So, the sun is just shining down on you right now. It's just parting. [ Vocalizing ]
The Big Sick
6s
Gets really itchy. I've tried. - It's all patchy. - Oh, is it itchy? - I know I sound like a baby. - Well, try being a man and conditioning like I do.
The Big Sick
7.3s
- That's a weird thing to say. - Why? I just said what you said, exactly what you said. Yeah, it wasn't weird when I said it.
The Big Sick
5.2s
And I know it's only been a few months, but I just wanted to tell you, I...
The Big Sick
2s
It's the last thing I was expecting.
The Big Sick
2.2s
I don't want to put pressure on you.
The Big Sick
3.2s
...am...overwhelmed by you.
The Big Sick
2.6s
- No... - It's okay.
The Big Sick
3.4s
And I also feel completely overwhelmed by you.
The Big Sick
1.7s
We met in college.
The Big Sick
6.9s
So, listen, my parents are going - to be in town this weekend. - Oh, that's great. Will you maybe want to come and meet them for lunch?
The Big Sick
7.9s
Are you judging Pakistan's Next Top Model or something? - [ Laughs ] No. - Seriously. - Who are these women? - Okay, um...
The Big Sick
5.1s
But you're not serious about this, are you? It's my mom's thing. I just go along with it.
The Big Sick
4.2s
You've met these women? Just with my parents and stuff, but we haven't, like...
The Big Sick
2.9s
These are women in Pakistan who want to marry you?
