STAND UP COMIC: Because the gas prices are up 16 cents a gallon, uh, the US now is looking into alternative fuels. There's a process where you can put corn in and gas comes out. I'm no scientist, but that's been my process with corn for years. (LAUGHTER)
The Nice Guys
12.6s
Look, if you come in here, you beat up on me, you trash the place, I understand, I get it, it's part of the job. I accept it, all right? But what did you do? You did something different from that, didn't you? Right? You pissed me off.
The Nice Guys
11.2s
Now, even if I knew something, I wouldn't tell you, kid. And you know why I wouldn't tell you? And this is... It's not my only reason, but it is a principle reason. You know, I wouldn't tell you 'cause you're a fucking moron.
The Nice Guys
8.4s
When you came here tonight, was this what you wanted to happen? What, you came here to make me eat fish? To shoot me?
The Nice Guys
4.1s
Didn't I see you crawling round a vacant lot a couple of blocks over?
The Nice Guys
3.7s
OLDER GUY: Hey. JACKSON: It's not a public area up here.
The Nice Guys
2.6s
Want a You-hoe'? A Yoo-hoo?
The Nice Guys
1.7s
You made an enemy.
The Nice Guys
1.5s
Are you kidding?
The Nice Guys
12s
You want some fucking dinner? Do you want some dinner? Why are you doing this? This is not gonna help you. - There you go. - Now, come on. You're gonna eat that thing, you fucking fuck! Look, you gotta stop and think about this, all right?
The Nice Guys
12.5s
Fuck you! Hey, hey. Oh, no! Hey! Not the fish. Come on. Hey, can you ask this guy to behave like a professional? You know, kid, when I get that gun off you, it's gonna be your dinner. Dinner? (LAUGHING)
The Nice Guys
7s
Motherfucker! - I can't see nothing. - Yeah. Oh, God. What the fuck? Okay. Yeah.
The Nice Guys
6.6s
It's fucking... You're funny. You're funny. Don't... Don't... Come on, fish.
The Nice Guys
3.8s
(CLEARS THROAT) You know that color doesn't come off, right? (SPITS)
