NARRATOR: Bart, Sarah and Jonathan are spending their leisure day at the city pool. Aren't they lucky?
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Was she making sense? JESSICA: Hold On. Um... Holly, what's the name of the guy on The Waltons that plays John Boy? With the hockey puck on his face?
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I could be persuaded.
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Would you mind starting from the top because... - Why? it doesn't matter. - I'm sorry, it doesn't matter? You just shot at us. I think it matters. Okay, okay. I made a film. I made a film with Dean, my boyfriend. And the idea was that we were gonna, you know, like make this experimental film, like an artistic film. - Porno film. -It's not a porno.
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Please, I need to get out of here.
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I made this.
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(SIGHS)
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- Well, I can start right away. -(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
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It was protocol. I followed protocol.
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Oh, no. Shit! - What's going on? - Shit! Everybody worked on this Amelia flick, right? The boyfriend, then Misty, -now Sid. They're all dead. -(GROANING) Before we go solving the crime of the century, let's deal with the fucking rotting corpse. What the fuck are we gonna do with this guy? - We gotta get rid of him. - Why? I lost my gun. There was a girl. She can place me. All right, we got a plan.
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My wife, she used to say I make a living off rumpy-pumpy. Whatever. She was English. I don't know what the fuck it means either. The point is I don't care if Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick, I just wanna know who he did it with and get the pictures. BARTENDER: Yeah, I think I remember her. Amelia, right?
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Sure, he's three times her age, but he's got money for pot and he drives a nice car.
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You spend the other half trying to translate fuckwit to English. And when it's over, the only thing that's changed is that the sun went down twice. And nothing ever works out, is that what you're trying to say? Never. But you get paid. Sometimes.